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badcop.wav (196 kb) |
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(Pesci) Ok,
I get it. Bad cop, good cop.
(Glover)
Shut up.
(Pesci)
Ok, ok, ok... bad cop, bad
cop. I got it, I know all those routines...
(Gibson)
You're Leo Getz?
(Pesci)
Yes sir, that's me, Leo Getz. Whatever you need, Leo gets, you get it? Ha-Ha, I use it all the time to break the ice when I meet people, you know, it's good.
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black.wav (91 kb) |
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Ok, ok,
ok. So... ok, ok, ok. But... but... but... but you're
black. Ha-ha-ha!
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body.wav (33 kb) |
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She's got
a great body. She makes me wanna buy rubbers.
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comercia.wav (125 kb) |
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Uh-uh-uh-uh!
Come here, look at this commercial, my favorite commercial.
Look at the body on this kid. Is she something? She's so
hot. What you doin'? What you doin'? I wanna... You look
at the girl. Why you hit the button so?
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dri_thru.wav (552 kb) |
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And I'll
give you two guys, a friendly piece of advise, ok? Don't
ever go up to the drive-thru, ok? Always walk up to the
counter. You know why? Ok, ok, ok, ok. They fuck you at
the drive-thru, ok? They fuck you at the drive-thru. They
know you gonna be miles away before you find out you got
fucked, ok? They know you're not gonna turn around and go
back. So, they don't care. Who that's fucked? Oh, Leo
Getz. Ok, sure. I don't give a fuck. I'm not eating this
tuna, ok?
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haveagun.wav (54 kb) |
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(Pesci) Hey-hey-hey-hey,
you listen! If we're goin', shouldn't I have a gun?
(Gibson and
Glover) No!!!
(Pesci)
Boy!
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laundry.wav (59 kb) |
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Ok, ok,
ok. All I did was, I laundered a half billion dollars in
drug money, ok?
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leogetz.wav (94 kb) |
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Yes, Sr.,
that's me, Leo Getz. Whatever you need, Leo gets, you get
it? Ha-Ha, I use it all the time to break the ice when I
meet people, you know, it's good.
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leroy.wav (63 kb) |
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(Gibson) It's a little small, Leroy.
(Pesci)
It's not Leroy, it's Leo... and if you want I'll buy you another shirt!
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nose.wav (106 kb) |
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(Pesci) Could I please have some cotton balls for my nose?
(Gibson)
Could you please shut the fuck up?
(Pesci)
You guys are supposed to take care of me!
(Gibson and Glover)
Shut up!!
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okokokok.wav (37 kb) |
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Ok, ok,
ok, ok, ok, ok. Here... this is the best part.
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onevote.wav (86 kb) |
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(Pesci) Fascist
white regime.
(Glover)
One man, one vote.
(Pesci)
One man, one vote!
(Glover)
Free South Africa, you
dumb son of a bitch!
(Pesci)
You dumb son of a bitch.
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plates.wav (65 kb) |
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Don't you
have plates? Here, come on! What is this... come on guys,
ok.
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smallest.wav (117 kb) |
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I mean,
I'm the smallest guy here I'll take the small room.
Ha-ha-ha! Ok? Come on, hey. Loosen up a little bit, you
guys. Come on, we'll be together a long time. I'll get
it.
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whathsay.wav (57 kb) |
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(Pesci) Hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey! What did he say? What did he say?
(Gibson and
Glover) I don't
give a fuck!
(Pesci)
But what does that mean?
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yessir.wav (62 kb) |
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(Kahan) Is
that spell it out for you?
(Pesci)
Yes, Sr. Ok.
(Kahan)
Who the hell is this guy?
(Pesci)
Leo Getz. Nice to meet
you, Sr.
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