Joe Pesci [by Henancius Entertainment] Joe Pesci [by Henancius Entertainment]  

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CARLITO'S WAY
COP LAND

SOUNDS
Lethal Weapon 2

badcop.wav (196 kb)
  (Pesci) Ok, I get it. Bad cop, good cop.
(Glover) Shut up.
(Pesci) Ok, ok, ok... bad cop, bad cop. I got it, I know all those routines...
(Gibson) You're Leo Getz?
(Pesci) Yes sir, that's me, Leo Getz. Whatever you need, Leo gets, you get it? Ha-Ha, I use it all the time to break the ice when I meet people, you know, it's good.

black.wav (91 kb)
  Ok, ok, ok. So... ok, ok, ok. But... but... but... but you're black. Ha-ha-ha!

body.wav (33 kb)
  She's got a great body. She makes me wanna buy rubbers.

comercia.wav (125 kb)
  Uh-uh-uh-uh! Come here, look at this commercial, my favorite commercial. Look at the body on this kid. Is she something? She's so hot. What you doin'? What you doin'? I wanna... You look at the girl. Why you hit the button so?

dri_thru.wav (552 kb)
  And I'll give you two guys, a friendly piece of advise, ok? Don't ever go up to the drive-thru, ok? Always walk up to the counter. You know why? Ok, ok, ok, ok. They fuck you at the drive-thru, ok? They fuck you at the drive-thru. They know you gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked, ok? They know you're not gonna turn around and go back. So, they don't care. Who that's fucked? Oh, Leo Getz. Ok, sure. I don't give a fuck. I'm not eating this tuna, ok?

haveagun.wav (54 kb)
  (Pesci) Hey-hey-hey-hey, you listen! If we're goin', shouldn't I have a gun?
(Gibson and Glover) No!!!
(Pesci) Boy!

laundry.wav (59 kb)
  Ok, ok, ok. All I did was, I laundered a half billion dollars in drug money, ok?

leogetz.wav (94 kb)
  Yes, Sr., that's me, Leo Getz. Whatever you need, Leo gets, you get it? Ha-Ha, I use it all the time to break the ice when I meet people, you know, it's good.

leroy.wav (63 kb)
  (Gibson) It's a little small, Leroy.
(Pesci) It's not Leroy, it's Leo... and if you want I'll buy you another shirt!

nose.wav (106 kb)
  (Pesci) Could I please have some cotton balls for my nose?
(Gibson) Could you please shut the fuck up?
(Pesci) You guys are supposed to take care of me!
(Gibson and Glover) Shut up!!

okokokok.wav (37 kb)
  Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok. Here... this is the best part.

onevote.wav (86 kb)
  (Pesci) Fascist white regime.
(Glover) One man, one vote.
(Pesci) One man, one vote!
(Glover) Free South Africa, you dumb son of a bitch!
(Pesci) You dumb son of a bitch.

plates.wav (65 kb)
  Don't you have plates? Here, come on! What is this... come on guys, ok.

smallest.wav (117 kb)
  I mean, I'm the smallest guy here I'll take the small room. Ha-ha-ha! Ok? Come on, hey. Loosen up a little bit, you guys. Come on, we'll be together a long time. I'll get it.

whathsay.wav (57 kb)
  (Pesci) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What did he say? What did he say?
(Gibson and Glover) I don't give a fuck!
(Pesci) But what does that mean?

yessir.wav (62 kb)
  (Kahan) Is that spell it out for you?
(Pesci) Yes, Sr. Ok.
(Kahan) Who the hell is this guy?
(Pesci) Leo Getz. Nice to meet you, Sr.

 
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